GAS
Goodafter noon ladies and gentlemen my name is astin today i will be talking about gases as known as farts . Did you know a fart is a wish from your butt NOW lets get
to the serious stuff did you know farts are flammable.
The longest fart was held in france
2009 december the 3 for 59: seconds wow i know.
Although” they won't admit it, women fart as much as men”.
The temperature of a fart at time
of creation is 98.6 degrees.
These days There are some food that make you fart like beans,cabbage,cheese,radishes, and peas and and dry aprocots for your mum she can take 1 or 2 but when she gets to 3 you may need to evacuate the building.
A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second.
If someone puts their finger out and says pull don’t trust
them before you know it they’ve
put gas into your system
thank you” for listing to my speech about FARTS
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